Ah! My cheating self!
Hair- we are dry, feed us!
Head- I feel ok, not great, not bad.
Ears- We need a doctor. We have constant ringing and we make your head dizzy.
Eyes- We are so tired, please use appropriate lighting.
Nose- I smell divine coffee and it makes our whole body happy when I am happy!
Mouth- I want to open and let lots of words come out. At the top of our lungs that are bursting to make us breathless!
Neck- I need you to move the computer monitors at work.
Shoulders- We feel pretty good for all the stuff you put what is above us through!
Arms- We want to hold a lover.
Breasts- We are forgetting what it feels like to be hot.
Tummy- I flip flop when you deny your true feelings which causes you to have hot flashes.
Hips- We love it when you walk!
Vagina- I'm dry and getting drier DO SOMETHING! Jesus FUCK.
Things- We want to move more, we need more exercise.
Ankles- Thank you THANK YOU for not sitting on us anymore!
Feet- Lets go. Now.
Day 30: Global Rich List
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Allrighty then! Get thee to this website and make yourself feel a whole lot
better about how rich you are!
*I'm* the *59,029,289** richest person on earth!...
15 years ago
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